so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Dick very happy bro
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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