It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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