you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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