2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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