..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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