but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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