what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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