He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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