Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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