I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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