dude i'm inner monologue high
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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