she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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