do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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