before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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