We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Randomize