I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Ladies don't puke and tell
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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