You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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