...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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