Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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