dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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