Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
