everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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