i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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