Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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