My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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