The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
