all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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