You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
