He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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