I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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