is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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