Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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