Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
