i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
sex in a hospital.. check
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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