Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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