i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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