whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
