I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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