well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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