I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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