You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
