Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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