Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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