So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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