you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
