He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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