i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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