So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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