Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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