i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Come on in and take your pants off
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