The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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