he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am spending my child support on dildos
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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