I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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