walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Its about making memories worth repressing
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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