Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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