Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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