two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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