he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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