Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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