me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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